Sunday, September 23, 2007

SLANG ESSAY ('';)


One of the biggest pool butt in Toronto named James was still awake at midnight trying to finish his English essay. Vomit drafts of his work were all scattered on the floor. He kept drinking coffee to help him stay awake in the middle of the night. James did not know what to do; the essay is his last chance of passing his English class. He wanted to make sure that his teacher would be impress with his essay. He made sure he used a lot of reference in his essay. Within four hours James finally finished his essay.

James hardly slept that night and went to school early to hand in his essay and was the first student to hand in the essay. Mr. Hall, the English teacher, was surprised that James handed his essay on time. James waited patiently while his teacher looked through his essay. Mr. Hall called James and told him that its not his “gravy time” and needs more effort. James was so upset and decided to skip the rest of the day. He hung out with his friends and they went to a famous shot house, where all the teenagers hung out.

The next day James’ teacher gave all the student’s their marks. James was surprised that he passed but received a very low mark. After class James thanked his teacher for passing him. Mr. Hall advised him to work on his essay a head of time and to never procrastinate. James learned his lesson and promised himself to set time to do his assignments. He knew if he started his essay weeks ago he would have gotten a better mark and would not have stressed over his essay. Although he did not receive a high mark, James was still happy that he passed his English class.

3 comments:

FluκεY т y я o said...

James should have known better!

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HAHAHA POOL BUTT.

belle said...

i was gonna say that too ^
pooool buttt haha.